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03/21/2003 Entry: "Hi Wood"
Just popped over to Wood's page and he has a slight case of writers block.
Hey Wood, Richard says all the profound stuff here, Ivan the Crank and I just do our thing so Richard can look smart. ;^) Welcome!
"To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes." - UnknownAdmiration (n.) Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves. - Ambrose Bierce
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West
English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists. Here the similarity ends: the Loch Ness Monster seems to be a gentle beast and harms no one; English humour is cruel. - George Mikes (English Humour for Beginners, 1967)
Normal is the setting on a dishwasher. The standard doesn't work at all for humans, but it works pretty good for settings on machines.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Rich Cook
Writing comes more easily if you have something to say. - Sholem Asch
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra, baseball catcher, manager
To err is human, but to really fowl things up requires a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
I work for the BBC. I was hoping to get into programme planning but unfortunately I've got a degree. - John Cleese
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on. - Arthur Bloch
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Thanks, Bene. Nice to be here too.
Posted by Wood @ 03/23/2003 09:31 AM CST
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