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01/26/2003 Entry: "A silly story"

It's been heavy, heavy, heavy round these parts of late. So here's a silly story to leaven the lump a little more.

Several years have passed since the great flood. Noah has settled well into his retirement. Then, one day, he hears God's familiar voice again."Noah. I've got another little job for you.""What's that, Lord?""I want you to build me another Ark.""Like the last one? But you said...""Not like the last one. This one must have 20 decks.""20!? That's alot of floorspace. And it'll be quite a height. Will I have to fill it with animals again?"Not this time. This time I want it filled full of carp. As many carp as you can fit.""Carp!!? Lord, you know I never question you, but I have to ask. Why do you want me to do this?""No special reason... ... It's just that I've always wanted to own a multi-story carp ark!"