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12/31/2002 Entry: "Spell Check"

I got this in my email (thanks Pat!) and it raised a smile - hope it does the same four ewe

There's no excuse for poor spelling now everyone has a spell checker on their desktop - it's just a matter of getting people to use it.
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Posted by Richard @ 01/01/2003 08:34 AM CST

Late at night I finished a 5000 word essay on why Paul wrote Romans. Ran it through the spell check and clicked OK. Handed it in the next morning, relieved.

Much hilarity was caused. I had done a global replace of "Jewishness" with "juiciness."

Moral of my mishap... Don't rely on spell check!Jan

Posted by Jan @ 12/31/2002 09:05 PM CST

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