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03/31/2004 Entry: "The Bible -- ASV"

Americanized Standard Version from Liquid Thinking is quite a hoot:

Matthew 16:18-19
And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it. I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven--complete with the key chain of helpful memory verses..."